Sunday, November 22, 2009

Surviving the Infection (The Last day Before Immunization)

The last day..finally, survived till the last day..Its finally day 21 of the infection..soon all will be normal again, least I hope..but hopes usually ends in despair....

Normal my ass....thanks to this 21 days or quarrantine, all my Saturdays (as in ALL till march that is) have been converted into mind boggling class day..which in other words, the bard didn't have to yoddle the teacher but still, Michelle, please do kill her for us.. ^_^.

Finished playing Borderlands..pretty nice game, well rather something like those diablo games, running around, killing stuff, picking up items and leveling up...save its totally FPS.. ^_^ awesomeness..

Classes starts again tomorrow..hopefully I can still kick start my brains...till then

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Surving the Infection (What day is it today??)

...........and I've got no idea is it still day or night..........

Its official...although not bitten by those zombies, I feel myself slipping away from reality mindlessly turning into a zombie myself. Been out in the sun which proves I haven't become a vampire yet but sitting at my desk staring blankly at the computer screen pretty much places me at the zombie critical zone... >_<

Nothing much have been done lately..although by right (again I stress, BY RIGHT) I should have been critically hitting the books, doing some research and trying my best to conjour money out of thin air..sadly, none was ever accomplished...yet (really hoping for the last to work though)..Next in mind, casting fireballs.. ^_^

Classes start again next week..thank goodness for that..though i'm kinda gonna miss this holiday need-to-repay-time-off-from-hospitals. Oh well..hopefully the bard can yoddle her way to make the teacher "settle" our "unpaid" leave quickly without much harm..if that fails, michelle the assasin can kill her for us.. ^_^ (the bard..not the teacher... =p ) then let the druid do her charming spell on the teacher..that should work...

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Surviving the Infection (Day 6)

        Somehow I managed to survive this infection for this period of time, endlessly dodging myself against those zombies. Somewhere in the news, I read the real infection hasn't really hit the lair and its area surrounding it. Whats moving around us is just the  minor strain of the deadly mutation...

Right...this quarantine crap is killing the bejewels out of me..I'm fucking bored so to say with just 1 week down and really nothing to do. Aparently the rest of the party is in the same dilemma right now. Whats worse, they could extend this stupid "holiday" for political reasons.. Fuck Ukraine, fuck their politics....

Most of the residents here fled themselves back to motherland leaving just a few of us the to bear this insanity. Much more, I'm trying my very best to preserve any strand of sanity left within me before breaking all lunatic as hell break loose >_< (what a bummer).

So far the things I did:

1) watched 'This is it' and mind I say, I was pretty dissapointed with it..was really expecting more from it judging from the trailer but heck..dude was 50 years old to begin with anyway.. =p

2) played a game called 'Torchlight'...my verdict...too monotonus >_<

3) downloading a game called borderlines...read the review and found it worth a try...haven't seen the results

4) watched endless movies and series...people might mistaken me for a zombie...

5) haven't been out in the sun for a while, kinda forgot what it looked like... =p (yeah right) might be turning into a zombiefied dracula.. (wtf!! O_O)

Hoping to survive much longer...

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Surviving the Infection..Day 1

       This whole place is a mess...recent reports shown an outbreak of a viral infection that is infecting the human population..with it, the party had to be quarantined in the lair. The virus..its turning humans into the walking dead...
       Well, zombies wasn't something new here, but this time, its infective and rather deadly......

Well..H1N1 finally reached Ukraine..(yay) but sad to say, we had to take a compulsory 21 day holiday..which kinda sucks in a way since we were not allowed to leave this dumb place due to state qurantine imposed by the Ukrainian gov. Now I'm stuck in the room mindlessly turning into a zombie myself.. >_<..really need to find something to do (hey I changed the layout of this blog.. ^_^) Need to get my head working again before it goes empty.. O_O!!

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Shooting Blanks....Not That There Were Any Balls Involved

Last sat was paintball day.....and my gun was firing blanks most of the time =p. Ok so paintball was fun, just the fact that the party kinda sucked in it =s. Well, we lost the entire game practically losing every single match held...but what the heck..we're probably much better with swords and wands anyway.. ^_^
Lately I've been really really lazy (hence the uttermost delay in updating this blog) and i'll blame it on the weatherman...the weather is really kinda nice to just sit back and relax...wait...not quite...then again....oh what the heck..lets just leave it that way. I'll come up with the continuation of the journey pretty soon since the whole party is back together again..and not to mention the troll we have to face with (Ok....troll is kinda harsh since he ain't that bad....maybe i'll just call him a centaur?) and i'll be getting back to that again.
Been partying all this while..more parties to come (as in those celebration thingies) till then..au revoir

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

The Bard and Her Song of Joy...

Lately the bard have come down with a certain infection...aparently she seems to yoddle out of control at most time practically the whole day.. >_<
Having a boring cycle this time. Interesting if there was actually more action going on..but most of the time its just wayward daydreaming and endless gossip.. (I would really wanna leave the yoddling part out of this.... v_v)
I'll get back to this some other time...have something in my head I need deleted before it courrupts my whole system O_O

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Apple and the Son of Apple.....

....and no i'm not reffering to my cousin ( in law?). Son of apple is the term used for an orange in Ukraine/Russia (and all other cyrillic speaking countries)...
Finally im back once again in zombie land and joined up (again) once again with the party safe for the kender who is still enjoying back in motherland. Nothing much changed back here with a few execptions that the economy is getting worse and inflation kicks real pain in..
Now i forgot what i wanted to say.... =p

Monday, August 17, 2009

Raindrops keep falling on my head.....

And I just hate the looks of it cause it makes my room pouring wet cause...leaking is not for me.. no... raindrops keep falling on my head and I just hate it.....(aparently theres a leak in my room...and it monsoon now.. X_X)
After a really long break from blogging..I've finally decided to repost something at least (anything to prevent me from opening my own 'home-grown' chinese medicine shop). Nothing much has happened since the wonderful virus of H1N1 invading the earth..practicals are finally over and Michelle the Assasin is running all around Malaysia looking for Jenqir the Elf... (completely unrelated but I needed some headlines)
Should really find a way to fix this leak..its kinda making me freeze..
And things I have been doing lately..finished playing X-men; the origin of wolverine (yeah I know its kinda backdated and stuff) and my verdict :
  • nice bash-em-up game with so-so graphics
  • almost follows the story line with a few exceptions of rather brutal kills
  • Wolvy has some rather cool outfits
  • FUCKED-UP camera angles at critical moments (this one is really really bad)

Trying to finish up The Last Remnant...thats taking ages >_<

BTW, 'The Proposal' is quite worth a movie to watch although the story-line is quite predictable

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Invinciblely Invisible

Ok..I know i did mention that I will/was supposed to update this blog like last week..but somehow something came up that couldn't be avoided. So here I am back again resting myself on the floor as usual trying very much to scrap any possible memories in my head to blog upon..aparently I've been blanked and zombified ever since I returned for the holidays..Will be trying to figure out how to convert my daily life into a story mode..should be soon..i feel a vibe comming already...but first, need to get a not so complicated keyboard.. ^_^.. Promise I will update this pretty soon..

Monday, July 13, 2009

The Art of Poking

Its been a while since my last post..bummer..kinda lost touch on stuff to write after the party went on a holiday...practical season now...so its back to poking and piercing those poor poor patients....(bwahahahahahah...evil evil evil)....
With all the practicals and stuff, haven't really sat down to write something...maybe pun because my com is lodged on the floor and i practically have to be in a yoga position to actually write something....
I should be back in this few days if not tomorrow with a real post..till then, sorry for the wait.. =D

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Back in Motherland

Finally...back in motherland again.. will post up soon after i get rid of this jet lagg.. ><

Friday, June 5, 2009

Crapology - the basic instinct

Crapology - the science of crapping and bullshitting to get away with something. It is commonly used in life and is one of the passive skills learned in life's course.
Classification - Crapology could be divided into
  • tembakology (syn. tikamology) - the science of firing at random hopefully to hit the target
  • beatebushology (syn. twistology) - the science of twisting and turning information to make it seem plentiful.
  • rapology - the science of speaking out fast enough in order to make a nonsense sentence make sense.
  • pseudology - the science of giving out false information convincingly to make it sound viable. This however shouldn't be mistaken as telling a lie but more of an unproven data.

People who mastered the art of crapology usually suffer a syndrome called crapism. In mild forms, it is often mislooked and frequently passed as 'miscommunication'. However, in severe forms, it could leave a negative imprint.

Signs and Symptoms:

  • you get stared at usually while you are speaking
  • people surrounding you rolls their eyeballs while you speak
  • frequent biting of the tongue due to inability of the tongue to cope with the articulation
  • you feel moronic after talking
  • people think you are a lunatic

Treatment

There is no cure for this at the moment. However, self-restriction has helped ease most of the symptoms. In some cases, it could be self-limiting once an external factor is being implied upon.

p/s: ......this whole thing is crap...exam stress.. =p

Friday, May 29, 2009

Necromancy....??

Well so it was, we manged to get rid of Fat Foot, but now stuck to obtain our final seal in slicing and dicing up dead bodies. With all the exams coming up and stuff, I guess im gonna take a small hiatus for a while..updating it once a while with more laments.. =p till then

Hall of the Mountain Giant - The Giant and the Barbarian

...... "Huaarrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhh......." a loud roar shot across the arena, echoing itself among the hills. "What the bloody hell was that?" I opened my eyes, from what was darkness blurly regaining its light. It took a few seconds for my focus to return and in sight was Fat Foot trying to dodge every attack made by Michelle. "What noise was that just now? It woke the hell out of me" I shot towards Papath who was looking curiously at me. "Good to see you've awaken..you nearly got slammed by a tree, missing by inches, taking a branch right on your face". Well, a branch is still part of a tree, I thought to myslef, at least it didn't leave a horrid scar. "Yeah..didn't see that coming. But what was that noise?" I asked again. "Well, while you were taking a nap, the barb was trying his strength on the giant. So it was barb versus giant, giant won, barb went flying to oblivion..not that interesting" Papath replied pointing towards Kee. I looked towards the direction and saw what I though was the most pathetic sight ever, for Kee was lying down like a baby hugging a rock in his arms.
Meanwhile, Michelle was still frantically trying to down the giant, stabbing it continously with her poisoned dagger. "Darn..why won't you get poisoned, grow weak already" I could hear Michelle whimpering under her breath. "Uhh Michelle, maybe he's immune to poison?" Jenqir called out while firing his arrow towards Fat Foot. Minutes later, Fat Foot went into one of his special attack while shouting 'Spunktov...Spunktov'. I could see the giant leap from the ground, landing on it again with a great thump, each time shouting 'Spunktov'. The shockwave that was created sent Michelle lying on her back while Jenqir was trying his best to get a proper aim, each time swaying his bow left and right and up and down. "Crap..a giant who's immune to poison..I don't think im gonna be useful here" Michelle let out while trying to balance herself on her foot again.
Just then Ed drew out his sword, with his shield in the other hand, charged towards Fat Foot, bashing him towards the ground. In the moment of Fat Foot's 'Spunktov', he failed to dodge the oncharging paladin, tripped on his toe and came crashing to the ground with the most satisfying noise ever. Fat Foot just lied there howling like a baby while Ed stood by with a puzzled look on his face. "And I was just getting warmed up..guess we managed to take down the giant?" Ed voiced out. "Fine..I give up..I will give you my seal" Fat Foot howled with a defeated look on his face.
And so it was, the party managed to get the second last seal before thier duel with the warlocks and beastmasters.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Hall of the Mountain Giant

It was just after sunrise that the party began their journey towards Mount Orthopedis, the place of dwelling of the mountain giant 'Fat Foot'. Somehow in the distant horizon, Mount Orthopedis seemed pretty far, clouded by mist and the fresh morning dew.

"Morning" I passed on the greeting to Jesse as she passed by. She looked funny today, as if she spent the whole night weeping every drop of liquid out of her. "What happened? You look hideous". "Oh...was down with some reaction with those white puffs floating around" she replied. "Wait..you mean the pollen? A druid who is allergic to pollen?? Now that's interesting" I let out with a laugh. Indeed it was spring again, finally after the dreadful winter blast which lasted pretty long this time around.
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"Darn, I hate this giant business. Wish we could just get over it as soon as possible" Michelle, who was as usual in her attentive state, looking around to spot any possible attacks especially from those wild beast creatures gave a sigh. "Yeah, we know..can't we just whack him to oblivion?" Sook-sook lamented after, while swinging her club back and forth.


We reached the peak of Orthopedis to find Kee already waiting there. Somehow he managed to climb the mountain faster than the rest which seemed rather impressive. "Good to see you made it" grinned Ed. "Bwahahahaha...don't underestimate a barb" Kee bursted out briefly before being cut short by Michelle, " Save the achievements for later..Don't forget about that stupid giant we are up against". "Yeah, yeah..there goes the atmosphere.." mumbled Geer.


Fat Foot


It wasn't long before we felt the ground shake, thumping away as the sounds of huge stomping drawed near. "Oh Fuck! Here comes Michelle's favourite foe" I sighed away, drawing out my wand in hand. "Let's see if we can finish this quick today" Kee voiced out, swords weided in both hands. " This should be fun.." Papath jumped out strumming her harp playing a ridiculous sounding tune. " Oh..cut it out..that music is making me lose focus" Michelle gave out while trying her best to remain hidden with her hands clasped on her ears.

The sight of Michelle made me wanna choke, tried to hold my gag, temporarily losing focus on Fat Foot when, "What the..." before I knew it, a log was sent flying towards my direction at a remarkable speed, followed by darkness, total darkness. The last thing that I heard was someone shouting and a loud thud.........(to be continued)




Monday, May 18, 2009

Warlock Worries, Zombie Cries

Darn..just a few days more before we actually get to duel our knowledge with those warlocks and beastmasters. Lately the party have been down with a zombie killing fever..and now that the fever subsided, we're up to go against the mountain giant called 'Fat Foot'. I'll go into more details later when I have some free time (not that im that busy anyhow). Till then, (I know this is a really really short post) hopefully tomorrow when im back in the mood shall the story continue..

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Battlemaster - The Sword Mastery

After a weekend of celebration, the party once again gathered, this time to continue their training with the Battlemaster. Somehow, sword weilding and slashing isn't really the thing for me as I would have prefered the wand.

"Buahahah finally, the training I was waiting for..we go like this and like that and cut cut cut..." usually Kee the Barbarian isn't so keen with trainings but this one is kinda his favourite, afterall, its all about weilding swords and slicing opponents open. "Well, its just you then. I doubt the rest really enjoy the massacre" I remarked after Kee's cry for joy. " Yeah..and who thought wands was so fun anyway.." Kee sniggered back.

Various swords that were thaught

It was quite a sight to see Kee bouncing up and down with delight however it didn't last long. The Battlemaster was nowhere in sight for today and in his replacement, was a barmaid. " A bloody barmaid?? Teaching swords?? A barmaid??" Kee grunted along with other unheard cusses.

"Oh poor you. Better luck next time.."

Somehow that remark made the party turn heads, looking upon Papath the Bard who usually remained quiet which was rather queer since bards were supposed to be lively creatures.

The training today ended with an uttermost disaster with the druid trying to stab the dummy with the hilt of the sword, the assasin held the sword in such an awkward manner it was practically dangling upside down, the elf tried to use the sword as an arrow and the bard tied strings to the sword hoping it would play like a harp. The kender was hoping to fetch a high price if he sold the sword and the barbarian was practically yelling his head out on how wrong the barmaid was training the party..

Monday, May 11, 2009

The Weird Infection

Lately I've been infected with a weird syndrome..the symptoms are

  1. frequent loss of awareness of time and space
  2. dizziness
  3. pain in wrist (carpal tunnel syndrome)
  4. blurry eyes
  5. headache
  6. heaviness of body with difficulties to be in a erect position

Initial Diagnosis - neuromuscular disorder

Did some test, run some labs bla bla...results all normal

Final Diagnosis - Laziness of 3rd degree

Treatment - N/A

Prognosis - Gonna get screwed for exams.

.......Fucuk!! >_< "

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

The Orc'ish Tale - The Kender and the Warrior

"AAhhh...nice weather today. Pretty good time to get some training" The kender gave out with a delightful shriek. " A good morning to you too" came the reply from the rest of the party. Today was our third meeting with the Titov Orc, who pretty much was to teach us how to defend oursleves against small little imps. Today was supposed to be on imps who uses a breathing disability attack to stun its foes then leaving it gaping for air.

The Imps


It was quite a journey to the Orc lair as we decided to make the distance by foot, and thus marching our way through barren land to reach the destined point. "This is tiring...I need a break" Jess lamented, stopped awhile to catch her breath only to be passed by the rest of the party. " You better catch up..or you'll be last there" Draco grinned as he passed by her.


We reached the lair after somewhat a seasoned journey as we have walked the path quite plentiful times already. "Bwahahahahah....you guys walked here?? I thought you would have conjured a wagon to carry yourself here" a deep voice bursted out from behind. " Ahh.. Mr. Hamdd..We wanted to enjoy the weather" Ed replied the Titov Orc. " Well.. since we are all here now, lets begin.." continued Hamdd.
It wasn't even 30 minutes into the discussion, I was already in my own world, looked around and realized the rest of the party trying their best to keep up with Hamdd. "Ohhh this is worse that listening to the kender sing".......(smack). Geer picked up his bunch of papers and whacked Sook-sook after her remark which she responded by swinging her club in the air imitating a striking action. The rest just smiled at them both.
After what felt like a dreadful lesson, the party headed home, only leaving the half blood dragon to settle his debts with the sphnix and its riddles which was at another direction.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

When Haloes Becomes Horns

It was a remarkable weather in the morning, nice breeze, sweet smell of pollen ( thankfully not allergic to it ) calm temperature, all perhaps to imagine of a nice perfect morning...nice enough to go for a short outing that is. So I waddled my way through the streets enjoying the nice morning, making my way towards the central market ( or rathar the bazaar judging from the amount of things being sold there in various interests ), planning to pick up some instruments enough to blast a chicken to its roasted glory (or any meat in general =p). Managed to reach the market in one piece but gosh, after a while not being in the presence of this place for a really long time, it somehow looked new...wait it was rearranged to look new. Now, new is good just that it took me a huge amount of time (and couple of painkillers to kill the headache) to actually find the shops that sold the things I needed. The whole place was practically a mess (not literally since it was indeed more organized, just lacking in signboards ) and it took me hell of a time rounding the market over and over and over just to find one shop.. >_<" ....
Finally managed to accomplish my marketing mission but alas, the nice perfect weather suddenly became all murky, gloomy and irritability cold...so much for a nice day. Did make it back before it started to rain and thankfully cuddled under a warm nice blanket right now..darn and I still have to cook dinner... >_<

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

The Party - Introduction to the Journey

Before I would continue on boggling my head on how to write this blog into a whole story, I've come up with the character development...to be revealed in order.
  • The half blood dragon with skills of a wizard and might of a dragon, Draco
  • The one who mastered the skills of transfiguration, able to shapeshift herself into a boar, Jess the Druid
  • The master in blades and close combat, Kee the Barbarian
  • The one who strikes with stealth yet deadliness with her poison dagger, Michelle the Assassin
  • The tall, agile warrior who always remains the silent one, Jenqir the Elf
  • The leader, righteous and religious, Ed the Paladin
  • The one who's curiosity is very much able to kill a fox, Geer the Kender
  • The skillful young lady who mastered the art of bludgeoning, Sook-Sook the Warrior Princess

Now that the main characters have been set, it'll prolly make my life easier =p Till the story unveils ^_^

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Battle with the Beastmaster - The Final Encounter

Once again I was at the swamp, looking for possible places of where the Beastmaster could have hid the Books of Seals. Difficult as it was since the swamp was all murky, misty and indefinitely a horrendous stench that filled my nostrils. I had revised my possible attacks on a serpent assuming that this time, I would possibly have the upper hand; assuming was where I went wrong..

I reached the opening where my last battle was held, and spotted on a piece of jagged rock, the Books of Seals; the Beastmaster, nowhere in sight. Slowly, I made an approach towards the books, cautiously trying to smell the trap, trying to hear as precise any rustling sounds that might have come from Slithus. If my opponent was supposed to be Slithus..


I neared the books almost barely grasping it with my hands when I felt the hair on my back stand. With a gulp, not knowing what was behind me or how easily I was ambushed, I had to think of an escape route. It was when I felt a a gush of wind, as if something was falling against me, only managed to barrel-roll in time towards safety.


A large claw-like leg poked against the ground of where I one once stood. It was black, hairy and almost eerie like..almost like a limb of a spider..and I was right..

Stood before me, a large black spider, looking hungrily towards me, clacking its jaws together
with a sickening most sound. A spider..poison..antidote..escape....
I knew I had to make this my final battle with the Beastmaster. I was growing tired of my journeys to the swampland and pretty much the battle with the Beastmasters creatures. I lobed every spell I knew towards the arachnoid, frantically, hoping to end this as fast as possible while dodging every attack that was thrown in return. Exhausted, raised my wand and muttered "Claustrum Argenti", a silver bolt shot from the wand hitting the spider at its abdomen, bursting its content. With that final shot, the spider fell on its back, legs folded in..I have won.
I gathered all the Books of Seals, gave the swamp one last glance, and left the forsaken place back to my den.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Battle with the Beastmaster - Second Encounter

The enchanted forest, once again I made my way past it to reach the zombie infested swamp-land on search for the Beastmaster. My quest for the Beastmaster is something I couldn't ignore, for in the grasp of him, lies my Book of Seals. This book is somewhat precious and most required in order to complete my training. Each time an opponent is defeated, a seal is gained showing progress but now, this book lies in the hands of the Beastmaster and I have to get it back.
I walked into the swamp, surrounded endlessly by zombies. These pitiful creatures seemingly just stare blankly into space, their eyes full of emptiness, their faces without expressions. Although zombies, they are pretty much harmless making it easier to pass my way through. I reached an opening in the midst of the swamp and in the middle, stood the Beastmaster.
"So you've come again I see. Trying to get back your book? Never! Bwahahahahaha.....Its mine now..."
I could only flinch at the Beastmaster's growl, slowing raising my wand, "I shall claim those books back..not just mine but those of my comrades as well".
The Beastmaster grinned, and before him appeared a huge green snake. Its eyes diamond in shape with a yellowish hue, its skin shimmering as it hits the sun rays. The only thing was, it had two tails, as if its been exposed to gamma radiation. "You want your books eh, well its right over here. Come and take it..if you live.."
A snake, of all things a snake. I never really paid attention in my anti-venom lessons and now, hooked with with a slithery situation. I tried to recall which spell would be effective against that cursed reptile. I knew I had to make the first move, one bite from that creature could leave me poisoned if not death. Not losing my focus, raised my wand "aques electres". A gush of water charged with electric spurted out from the wand hitting the snake, doing practically no damage, only angering it more.
"Water?? You though of using water to kill a snake??Bwahahahahahaha...this will be easy. Finish him!!" The beast master let out a cynical laugh enough to frighten the birds away. The snake made its advance, slithering its way towards me, its eyes now red with anger.
I dodged the snakes attack, hopped onto a nearby plank and did a evasive move almost acrobatic like. Funny, never thought I was that flexible. Gaining an advantage behind the snake raised my wand again and shouted " sphericus pyrorus". I wasn't aiming for the snake this time, I hit a branch from on of those swamp trees which manage to break it off from the tree, falling right onto the reptile. A loud hissing sound followed next.
"Nooo..Slithus..return to me" The Beastmaster gave a cry and the badly damaged snake made its way slowly towards its master. I wanted to end it there, raised my wand for a final attack but I was moments too slow. The snake was back with its master who dissapeared behind a mist, only a vioce to be heard "This isn't over yet..you will pay for what you've done"...
Exhausted, I returned to my den, not realizing the whole battle took me 1 hour this time...

Battle with the Beastmaster - The Optical Queen Encounter

It was a bright sunny day, a cool breeze passed through my spine giving me the chills. This time, I wasn't alone, with me was the Warrior Princess Sook-Sook, a skillful young lady who was once said to bludgeon a thousand fishes together into a pulp with her bare hands. We were off on our journey to encounter the Optical Queen together. Now the Optical Queen is known for creating much illusions to deceive the eye, it was said what the eyes don't see, the mind don't know but in the eyes of the queen, what the eyes see is what you wouldn't know.

"Its rather cold out here, lets hitch a ride on those carriages" The Warrior Princess addressed, staring blankly into the open. Indeed it was a cold morning despite the sun, with a glance to her, i nodded my head in reply. "Ok".

We stopped the carriage a nearby distant from where the Optical Queen was, and continued the trail on foot. In my mind, memorizing the required spells to take control of the illusions that were to be produced. We reached a large door but before we could react to open it, a dreadful troll blocked our path. "What business have you over here? This place is off limits.." the troll mumbled through its stained teeth. " We are here on business with the Optical Queen..she is expecting us" we replied. The troll looks at us reluctantly, then swung the doors open. "wait here" it said in a low voice.

We waited a while before being entertained by the queen. " I was expecting you..Are you ready?" In unison, we nodded. Not saying anything else, the queen summoned before us a huge eyeball-like creature....

"Whats that?" I asked staring at the newly conjured creature. The queen gave a meek smile almost evil-like, " deal with it ". I took a step back, eyes still fixed on the creature, slowly I drawed out my wand. From the corner of my eyes, I could see Sook-Sook had already drawn out her club of bludgeoning, waiting to strike.
The eyeball-like thing attacked me first. I took another step back, raised my wand in the air "sphericus pyrorus", a fireball launched itself out of the wand hitting the eyeball in its sclera. The creature retaliated for awhile before striking again with a deadlier force. Again another fireball flew out and we were both engaged in a fierce battle. Unknown to me, the eyeball thing launched one of its tentacles behind me knocking me down. Seeing what just happened, Sook-Sook raised her club, with a shout, started to bludgeon te eyeball creature, drawing its attention away for awhile.

I got back on my feet and started casting back my fireballs on it. Finally, we managed to defeat the creature, exausted but unharmed. All a sudden, the atmosphere changed and the queen appeared again. " Congratulations! You done well to defeat the illusion, I shall free you from your bonds with me". The Optical Queen boomed back from her thone.

"We did it! We are free from the Optical Queen" Sook-Sook gave out a delighted yelp. I just smiled for reply, knowing that I would have to encounter the Beastmaster later, only alone this time....

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Battle with the Beastmaster (part 1)

With the end of my getaway, I had 2 classes of ophthalmology and 3 classes of extreme therapy ( by which is not that extreme ) to rework. Havent attempt the ophthalmology yet, hoping to do it tomorrow (thanks to Volkadov who gave me a much longer holiday) however, I did manage (somehow) to rework 1 class of that extreme shit after what I would say a very annoying process... Well the beastmaster told me to meet him at 12 in the canteen...however at 12, it so happen that it was also the same time to feed 'em zombies ( I have failed to mention that the reworking was conducted at a zombie hospital) so I was asked to return again at 2pm. Fine, made my way past the enchanted forest to my den, had a cup of whitish liquid and watched a series I reluctantly wanna follow.
So at 1.45pm, made my way again through the enchanted forest to reach the beastmaster. This time he asked me if I had the "sprafka" (literally translated permission paper??) from the dean's office. Me being held captive for a while, was rather lazy on obtaining the sacred scroll from the dean's office and it so happen i have yet to redeem it. So I produced a statement from my captors but it wasn't enough for the beastmaster. Told me to return the next day with the sacred scroll... Damn..I was like WTF all over again..but after some 'persuasion' (like threatening to blast him with a methane fireball) managed to rework 1 missed class...
The thing is, I could have easily finished all 3 classes at once..but the beastmaster started the session with a 'krok' ( somewhat like a sphinx riddle ) which OMG was indecipherable since i barely understood what the heck he was talking..thankfully I had somewhat an answer potion, which I drank and answered my way to glory. Seeing that my answers were "correct", the beastmaster proposed some oral questions to do....that was torture =p
Half way through answering, the beastmaster decided to go back to the year 18xx talking bout some really boring stuff..like 'uhhh dude, its like the uhh 21 century??'. Damn.. =_=
Total time of reworking a simple task = nearly 45 minutes
Actual time of ME speaking = 5 minutes
...and i have 2 more to go X_X .....till part 2

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Chicken Pox....and the Chicken Dilemma

Finally..the feel of flapping my wings after its been clipped for
awhile...

Back from the hospital after a dreadful infection of chicken pox..i was like WTF didnt I get this before?? So I made a call to my mom..and found out I was actually vaccinated for it.. O_O!! (oookkkk and here I was happily wandering about a room full of infected chicken-poxed zombies). Anyhow, aparently I wasn't the only one infected by those zombies..aparently another from group 531 followed suit as well (what luck eh...my quiet getaway ruined...or so I thought <cue for mysterious music>) With the end of my so-called getaway, i ended up having a heap of reworks to do..bummer. Gonna bug the techer tomorrow (today) to let me rework all at once (or i'll blast him with some highly powered methane fireball....who am I kidding?)

And if chicken pox wasn't bad enough...my cooking group wanna dissolve itself..after 5 years of solid-stick-together...all over a chicken =p (somehow I smell the fowl in the air) But what else can be said.." c'est la vie "

My wings are still kinda sore..atrophied I would say..so its back to exercising. Till then, i'll keep this updated