Friday, May 29, 2009

Necromancy....??

Well so it was, we manged to get rid of Fat Foot, but now stuck to obtain our final seal in slicing and dicing up dead bodies. With all the exams coming up and stuff, I guess im gonna take a small hiatus for a while..updating it once a while with more laments.. =p till then

Hall of the Mountain Giant - The Giant and the Barbarian

...... "Huaarrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhh......." a loud roar shot across the arena, echoing itself among the hills. "What the bloody hell was that?" I opened my eyes, from what was darkness blurly regaining its light. It took a few seconds for my focus to return and in sight was Fat Foot trying to dodge every attack made by Michelle. "What noise was that just now? It woke the hell out of me" I shot towards Papath who was looking curiously at me. "Good to see you've awaken..you nearly got slammed by a tree, missing by inches, taking a branch right on your face". Well, a branch is still part of a tree, I thought to myslef, at least it didn't leave a horrid scar. "Yeah..didn't see that coming. But what was that noise?" I asked again. "Well, while you were taking a nap, the barb was trying his strength on the giant. So it was barb versus giant, giant won, barb went flying to oblivion..not that interesting" Papath replied pointing towards Kee. I looked towards the direction and saw what I though was the most pathetic sight ever, for Kee was lying down like a baby hugging a rock in his arms.
Meanwhile, Michelle was still frantically trying to down the giant, stabbing it continously with her poisoned dagger. "Darn..why won't you get poisoned, grow weak already" I could hear Michelle whimpering under her breath. "Uhh Michelle, maybe he's immune to poison?" Jenqir called out while firing his arrow towards Fat Foot. Minutes later, Fat Foot went into one of his special attack while shouting 'Spunktov...Spunktov'. I could see the giant leap from the ground, landing on it again with a great thump, each time shouting 'Spunktov'. The shockwave that was created sent Michelle lying on her back while Jenqir was trying his best to get a proper aim, each time swaying his bow left and right and up and down. "Crap..a giant who's immune to poison..I don't think im gonna be useful here" Michelle let out while trying to balance herself on her foot again.
Just then Ed drew out his sword, with his shield in the other hand, charged towards Fat Foot, bashing him towards the ground. In the moment of Fat Foot's 'Spunktov', he failed to dodge the oncharging paladin, tripped on his toe and came crashing to the ground with the most satisfying noise ever. Fat Foot just lied there howling like a baby while Ed stood by with a puzzled look on his face. "And I was just getting warmed up..guess we managed to take down the giant?" Ed voiced out. "Fine..I give up..I will give you my seal" Fat Foot howled with a defeated look on his face.
And so it was, the party managed to get the second last seal before thier duel with the warlocks and beastmasters.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Hall of the Mountain Giant

It was just after sunrise that the party began their journey towards Mount Orthopedis, the place of dwelling of the mountain giant 'Fat Foot'. Somehow in the distant horizon, Mount Orthopedis seemed pretty far, clouded by mist and the fresh morning dew.

"Morning" I passed on the greeting to Jesse as she passed by. She looked funny today, as if she spent the whole night weeping every drop of liquid out of her. "What happened? You look hideous". "Oh...was down with some reaction with those white puffs floating around" she replied. "Wait..you mean the pollen? A druid who is allergic to pollen?? Now that's interesting" I let out with a laugh. Indeed it was spring again, finally after the dreadful winter blast which lasted pretty long this time around.
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"Darn, I hate this giant business. Wish we could just get over it as soon as possible" Michelle, who was as usual in her attentive state, looking around to spot any possible attacks especially from those wild beast creatures gave a sigh. "Yeah, we know..can't we just whack him to oblivion?" Sook-sook lamented after, while swinging her club back and forth.


We reached the peak of Orthopedis to find Kee already waiting there. Somehow he managed to climb the mountain faster than the rest which seemed rather impressive. "Good to see you made it" grinned Ed. "Bwahahahaha...don't underestimate a barb" Kee bursted out briefly before being cut short by Michelle, " Save the achievements for later..Don't forget about that stupid giant we are up against". "Yeah, yeah..there goes the atmosphere.." mumbled Geer.


Fat Foot


It wasn't long before we felt the ground shake, thumping away as the sounds of huge stomping drawed near. "Oh Fuck! Here comes Michelle's favourite foe" I sighed away, drawing out my wand in hand. "Let's see if we can finish this quick today" Kee voiced out, swords weided in both hands. " This should be fun.." Papath jumped out strumming her harp playing a ridiculous sounding tune. " Oh..cut it out..that music is making me lose focus" Michelle gave out while trying her best to remain hidden with her hands clasped on her ears.

The sight of Michelle made me wanna choke, tried to hold my gag, temporarily losing focus on Fat Foot when, "What the..." before I knew it, a log was sent flying towards my direction at a remarkable speed, followed by darkness, total darkness. The last thing that I heard was someone shouting and a loud thud.........(to be continued)




Monday, May 18, 2009

Warlock Worries, Zombie Cries

Darn..just a few days more before we actually get to duel our knowledge with those warlocks and beastmasters. Lately the party have been down with a zombie killing fever..and now that the fever subsided, we're up to go against the mountain giant called 'Fat Foot'. I'll go into more details later when I have some free time (not that im that busy anyhow). Till then, (I know this is a really really short post) hopefully tomorrow when im back in the mood shall the story continue..

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Battlemaster - The Sword Mastery

After a weekend of celebration, the party once again gathered, this time to continue their training with the Battlemaster. Somehow, sword weilding and slashing isn't really the thing for me as I would have prefered the wand.

"Buahahah finally, the training I was waiting for..we go like this and like that and cut cut cut..." usually Kee the Barbarian isn't so keen with trainings but this one is kinda his favourite, afterall, its all about weilding swords and slicing opponents open. "Well, its just you then. I doubt the rest really enjoy the massacre" I remarked after Kee's cry for joy. " Yeah..and who thought wands was so fun anyway.." Kee sniggered back.

Various swords that were thaught

It was quite a sight to see Kee bouncing up and down with delight however it didn't last long. The Battlemaster was nowhere in sight for today and in his replacement, was a barmaid. " A bloody barmaid?? Teaching swords?? A barmaid??" Kee grunted along with other unheard cusses.

"Oh poor you. Better luck next time.."

Somehow that remark made the party turn heads, looking upon Papath the Bard who usually remained quiet which was rather queer since bards were supposed to be lively creatures.

The training today ended with an uttermost disaster with the druid trying to stab the dummy with the hilt of the sword, the assasin held the sword in such an awkward manner it was practically dangling upside down, the elf tried to use the sword as an arrow and the bard tied strings to the sword hoping it would play like a harp. The kender was hoping to fetch a high price if he sold the sword and the barbarian was practically yelling his head out on how wrong the barmaid was training the party..

Monday, May 11, 2009

The Weird Infection

Lately I've been infected with a weird syndrome..the symptoms are

  1. frequent loss of awareness of time and space
  2. dizziness
  3. pain in wrist (carpal tunnel syndrome)
  4. blurry eyes
  5. headache
  6. heaviness of body with difficulties to be in a erect position

Initial Diagnosis - neuromuscular disorder

Did some test, run some labs bla bla...results all normal

Final Diagnosis - Laziness of 3rd degree

Treatment - N/A

Prognosis - Gonna get screwed for exams.

.......Fucuk!! >_< "

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

The Orc'ish Tale - The Kender and the Warrior

"AAhhh...nice weather today. Pretty good time to get some training" The kender gave out with a delightful shriek. " A good morning to you too" came the reply from the rest of the party. Today was our third meeting with the Titov Orc, who pretty much was to teach us how to defend oursleves against small little imps. Today was supposed to be on imps who uses a breathing disability attack to stun its foes then leaving it gaping for air.

The Imps


It was quite a journey to the Orc lair as we decided to make the distance by foot, and thus marching our way through barren land to reach the destined point. "This is tiring...I need a break" Jess lamented, stopped awhile to catch her breath only to be passed by the rest of the party. " You better catch up..or you'll be last there" Draco grinned as he passed by her.


We reached the lair after somewhat a seasoned journey as we have walked the path quite plentiful times already. "Bwahahahahah....you guys walked here?? I thought you would have conjured a wagon to carry yourself here" a deep voice bursted out from behind. " Ahh.. Mr. Hamdd..We wanted to enjoy the weather" Ed replied the Titov Orc. " Well.. since we are all here now, lets begin.." continued Hamdd.
It wasn't even 30 minutes into the discussion, I was already in my own world, looked around and realized the rest of the party trying their best to keep up with Hamdd. "Ohhh this is worse that listening to the kender sing".......(smack). Geer picked up his bunch of papers and whacked Sook-sook after her remark which she responded by swinging her club in the air imitating a striking action. The rest just smiled at them both.
After what felt like a dreadful lesson, the party headed home, only leaving the half blood dragon to settle his debts with the sphnix and its riddles which was at another direction.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

When Haloes Becomes Horns

It was a remarkable weather in the morning, nice breeze, sweet smell of pollen ( thankfully not allergic to it ) calm temperature, all perhaps to imagine of a nice perfect morning...nice enough to go for a short outing that is. So I waddled my way through the streets enjoying the nice morning, making my way towards the central market ( or rathar the bazaar judging from the amount of things being sold there in various interests ), planning to pick up some instruments enough to blast a chicken to its roasted glory (or any meat in general =p). Managed to reach the market in one piece but gosh, after a while not being in the presence of this place for a really long time, it somehow looked new...wait it was rearranged to look new. Now, new is good just that it took me a huge amount of time (and couple of painkillers to kill the headache) to actually find the shops that sold the things I needed. The whole place was practically a mess (not literally since it was indeed more organized, just lacking in signboards ) and it took me hell of a time rounding the market over and over and over just to find one shop.. >_<" ....
Finally managed to accomplish my marketing mission but alas, the nice perfect weather suddenly became all murky, gloomy and irritability cold...so much for a nice day. Did make it back before it started to rain and thankfully cuddled under a warm nice blanket right now..darn and I still have to cook dinner... >_<