Crapology - the basic instinct

Crapology - the science of crapping and bullshitting to get away with something. It is commonly used in life and is one of the passive skills learned in life's course.

Classification - Crapology could be divided into

• tembakology (syn. tikamology) - the science of firing at random hopefully to hit the target
• beatebushology (syn. twistology) - the science of twisting and turning information to make it seem plentiful.
• rapology - the science of speaking out fast enough in order to make a nonsense sentence make sense.
• pseudology - the science of giving out false information convincingly to make it sound viable. This however shouldn't be mistaken as telling a lie but more of an unproven data.

People who mastered the art of crapology usually suffer a syndrome called crapism. In mild forms, it is often mislooked and frequently passed as 'miscommunication'. However, in severe forms, it could leave a negative imprint.

Signs and Symptoms:

• you get stared at usually while you are speaking
• people surrounding you rolls their eyeballs while you speak
• frequent biting of the tongue due to inability of the tongue to cope with the articulation
• you feel moronic after talking
• people think you are a lunatic

Treatment

There is no cure for this at the moment. However, self-restriction has helped ease most of the symptoms. In some cases, it could be self-limiting once an external factor is being implied upon.

p/s: ......this whole thing is crap...exam stress.. =p